Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
The Fire and the Wood (2003)
Bob Clendenin: Linesman God
Quotes
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Linesman God : Stop underachieving. Stop squandering the potential I gave you. Have some pride.
Joan : What about humility?
Linesman God : Humility isn't actually humility unless there's something you're good enough at to be humble about.
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[the previous night God had appeared on TV and Joan's father turned off the TV]
Linesman God : Hey kid, it's me. You need proof? Fine. Sometimes you like to practice french kissing yourself in the mirror.
Joan : Why do you have to be so mean? Look, that was my Dad who turned you off last night, so if there's some kind of penalty, then I think...
Linesman God : Fine. He shall spend all of eternity burning in hell.
Joan : No, no, no, no, my dad's a really great guy.
Linesman God : I'm kidding. There's no penalty for turning me off. Hey, just because I speak doesn't mean anyone has to listen.
Joan : Really?
Linesman God : Yeah. Free will is one of my better innovations. I-I give suggestions, not assignments.
Joan : I feel a suggestion coming on.