Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
The Cat (2004)
Cloris Leachman: Aunt Olive
Quotes
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Helen Girardi : Are you sure crickets are edible?
Aunt Olive : Mmm! In the Kanchanaburi province in Thailand, it's a delicacy.
Helen Girardi : Well, in Arcadia, they're exterminated.
Aunt Olive : Oh, Helen, come on, live a little. I learned this recipe from a Thai chef who said that crickets kept him vital. Over 90, still having sex like a rabbit.
Luke Girardi : I'll try one.
Kevin Girardi : Me, too.
Helen Girardi : Oh, God.
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Aunt Olive : I don't know how you lead such a sheltered life.
Helen Girardi : Not eating bugs makes me sheltered?
Aunt Olive : I always told my sister not to coddle you so much.
Helen Girardi : Oh. Was that before or after she had to send you money to get you out of Burma?
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Joan Girardi : Introducing the newest Girardi, Larry the cat.
Helen Girardi : You got a cat?
Joan Girardi : Yeah.
Aunt Olive : It's wild, isn't it?
Joan Girardi : Uh, yeah.
Aunt Olive : Well, get rid of it. They can't be tamed.
Joan Girardi : No, the-the pamphlet shows you how to domesticate them.
Kevin Girardi : Tell that to Siegfried.
Luke Girardi : No, I think it was Roy.
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Luke Girardi : Have a cricket. Good for sex.
Helen Girardi : Luke.
Adam Rove : I'm going in.
Aunt Olive : Oh, good for you.
Joan Girardi : Ew! This is like Arcadia "Fear Factor".
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Will Girardi : I'm putting on my pants and my trusty garlic sensor starts going nuts.
Aunt Olive : We made paella!
Will Girardi : We?
Aunt Olive : Will, no cracks or you don't get any.
Will Girardi : You really have the recipe?
Helen Girardi : You can torture me all you want. I'm not giving it up.