Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
St. Joan (2003)
Michael Welch: Luke Girardi
Quotes
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Joan Girardi : What?
Luke Girardi : Hash browns and a bagel?
Joan Girardi : So?
Luke Girardi : You're renting out a lot of space at the bottom of the food pyramid.
Joan Girardi : Can't you just say "carbs to the max" or something remotely normal?
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Luke Girardi : Dad, can I have fifty bucks?
Will Girardi : Ooh, I almost made it to my coffee.
Helen Girardi : What's the money for, Luke?
Luke Girardi : 32 Cornell Dubilier inverter-grade capacitors.
Will Girardi : [sarcastic] I just happen to have a few of those in my pocket.
Helen Girardi : Luke, would you consider these capacitor things a necessity?
Luke Girardi : Well, that just depends if you define necessity as the power of natural law that cannot be other than what it is, but...
Will Girardi : [giving him the money] Okay, knock yourself out. Anybody else?
Joan Girardi : You know, my shoe collection is, like, from three years ago.
Helen Girardi : You have enough shoes. Okay, bank is closed.