Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
St. Joan (2003)
Nelson Mashita: Gardener God
Quotes
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Gardener God : You're not crazy, Joan.
Joan Girardi : No offense, but the person who makes me feel crazy is in no position to say I'm not.
Gardener God : You even know what a paranoid schizophrenic is?
Joan Girardi : Yes, I do. It's a person who hears voices, like, from God, which is what makes me, I don't know, twitchy.
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Gardener God : Here's what I want you to do.
Joan Girardi : Okay, let's get back to the "crazy" thing. Okay? Were you really talking to Joan of Arc, and... am I... am I like her?
Gardener God : This history test that's coming up, I want you to ace it.
Joan Girardi : That's unsettling when God uses slang.