Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray (2004)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Joan : Dinner's ready!

  Kevin Girardi : Meat loaf again?

  Joan : Shut up. This time, you're eating it.

  Kevin Girardi : Seriously, I just had a burrito around 4:00. I'm still in a coma.

  Will Girardi : Kevin, you're a Girardi. Eat.

• Will Girardi : All right, I'm making breakfast. Who's up for French toast?

  Helen Girardi : We don't have any milk.

  Joan : I got some last night.

  [seeing their looks of surprise] 

  Joan : What?

  Will Girardi : Oh, well, nothing. It's just a little surprising, you getting milk.

  Joan : It's not like it's a miracle.

  Helen Girardi : Kind of.

• Joan : Something's wrong with Luke. He's all shivery and gross.

  Will Girardi : Oh, boy. Does he have a fever?

  Joan : I don't know. I'm not touching him.

• Mr. Smith : [stuck in an elevator]  Not one service provider can get you decent reception in an elevator. It's criminal.

  Will Girardi : You have the right to remain silent. Use it.

  Sergeant Toni Williams : Any luck?

  Will Girardi : I don't know. I think they heard something.