Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Game Theory (2005)

Mary Steenburgen: Helen Girardi

Quotes 

• Sister Lilly Watters : So, it comes up in conversation that I've never seen an X-rated film, and he's all "How is that possible?". And I'm like, "Hello? What part of 'nun' don't you understand?". They weren't screening them at the convent. So he says "We'll have to rent something." And I'm all "Where's a time portal when you need one?".

  Helen Girardi : Can we get to the beatitudes? 'Cause I think I finally memorized them.

  Sister Lilly Watters : Hey! Usually, hearing about my pathetic love life is your favorite part.