Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Drive, He Said (2003)

Jason Ritter: Kevin Girardi

Quotes 

• Kevin : And then I woke up in the hospital, I saw Dad's face, and I wondered..."Why does Mom think this man is so good-looking?"

• Will Girardi : Hey, thank your boss for that great editorial.

  Kevin : What editorial?

  Will Girardi : Well, the one that called me a racist.

  Luke : I-I have heard you mention that Asians drive badly.

  Kevin : The editorial didn't call you a racist. It called your policies racist.

  Will Girardi : So you're familiar with it.

  Kevin : Dad, my job is to verify the facts for everything written on the op-ed page, and the facts check out.

  Will Girardi : Now my son thinks I'm a racist?

  Kevin : Policies, dad, not you.

  Will Girardi : I'm not defending myself to you.

  Kevin : Me, either.

  Will Girardi : I'm not a racist.

  Kevin : The facts checked out, dad.

• [Rebecca Askew, a reporter at the newspaper where Kevin works, has written an unfavourable article about Will] 

  Rebecca Askew : How was breakfast this morning?

  Kevin : Tasty.

  Rebecca Askew : I meant with your father.

  Kevin : Testy.