Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Dive (2004)
Michael Welch: Luke Girardi
Quotes
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Coach Carol Keady : Can I help you, Mr. Girardi?
Luke Girardi : Yeah, I'd like to try out for the team. Uh, if I'm not too late.
Joan Girardi : You are. Go away.
Coach Carol Keady : Clamp it, female Girardi.
Joan Girardi : He's totally copying me!
Luke Girardi : I am not!
Coach Carol Keady : Sibling rivalry. Healthy motivator. The Williams sisters, the Carpenters. Donny and Marie, not so much.
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Adam Rove : Another chance for us to feel like a sub-defective.
Luke Girardi : Fighting over balls, adding muscle mass for no socially productive use. It's an evolutionary anomaly.
Joan Girardi : Friedman tried gymnastics.
Grace Polk : Yeah, and almost lost his jewels on the vault.
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Helen Girardi : Oh, you look so nice. Is that a new sweater?
Luke Girardi : And a liter of cologne?
Will Girardi : Ooh, I smell romance.
Kevin Girardi : Someone's in a disturbingly good mood.
Will Girardi : Got to enjoy the good days.
Joan Girardi : [entering and sniffing the air] Who bathed in Drakkar?
Kevin Girardi : It said "Apply liberally." Pardon me for following directions.
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Joan Girardi : Look, if you're still trying to prove yourself against Kevin...
Luke Girardi : Grace accused me of being a coward.
Joan Girardi : Grace rags on everybody.
Luke Girardi : She's right. I couldn't dive because I was afraid I'd look stupid.
Joan Girardi : Hey, if I let that stop me, I'd never do anything.
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Luke Girardi : [hearing a knock on his bedroom door] I'm working.
Grace Polk : [entering] I was in the neighborhood.
Luke Girardi : Really?
Grace Polk : No, but... makes this easier, so go with it.