Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Dive (2004)

Mary Steenburgen: Helen Girardi

Quotes 

• Helen Girardi : Oh, you look so nice. Is that a new sweater?

  Luke Girardi : And a liter of cologne?

  Will Girardi : Ooh, I smell romance.

  Kevin Girardi : Someone's in a disturbingly good mood.

  Will Girardi : Got to enjoy the good days.

  Joan Girardi : [entering and sniffing the air]  Who bathed in Drakkar?

  Kevin Girardi : It said "Apply liberally." Pardon me for following directions.

• Will Girardi : [learning Joan is trying out for the diving team]  Luke, you should do it, too. You loved diving when we used to go to that pool in Farrington.

  Helen Girardi : Will.

  Joan Girardi : Luke in a Speedo. They don't make enough blindfolds.

• Helen Girardi : Haven't we all had enough to deal with lately? Jumping a thousand feet into a puddle is ridiculous.

  Kevin Girardi : Actually, mom, they replaced the puddle with a swimming pool, because kids were getting muddy.

  Helen Girardi : [Joan snickers]  You, of all people, should understand caution.