Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Dive (2004)
Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi
Quotes
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Helen Girardi : Oh, you look so nice. Is that a new sweater?
Luke Girardi : And a liter of cologne?
Will Girardi : Ooh, I smell romance.
Kevin Girardi : Someone's in a disturbingly good mood.
Will Girardi : Got to enjoy the good days.
Joan Girardi : [entering and sniffing the air] Who bathed in Drakkar?
Kevin Girardi : It said "Apply liberally." Pardon me for following directions.
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Will Girardi : [learning Joan is trying out for the diving team] Luke, you should do it, too. You loved diving when we used to go to that pool in Farrington.
Helen Girardi : Will.
Joan Girardi : Luke in a Speedo. They don't make enough blindfolds.
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Sister Lilly Watters : Well, you guys are four for four.
Will Girardi : How is that?
Sister Lilly Watters : Good-looking family. I-I met Kevin, too. He could be a model. Well, you know, for handicapped crap.
Will Girardi : Yeah, listen, I'll... I'll try to make this short.
Sister Lilly Watters : No, no, no. Take your time. You saved me from spin class. Talk about hell on earth.