Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Bringeth It On (2003)

Chris Hogan: Sidewalk Vendor God

Quotes 

• Joan : Why are you hounding me? I'm doing the whole cheer thing. Isn't that what you wanted?

  Sidewalk Vendor God : Cute how you think I want you to skip World History.

  [handing her a stack of leaflets] 

  Sidewalk Vendor God : Here, help me hand these out.

  Joan : Look, Brianna and CeCe don't just ask everybody to do these pre-tryout smoothies.

  Sidewalk Vendor God : What is it with you people? I-I give you very simple instructions and boom, you're right back to false gods.

  Joan : What are you talking about? I-I-I'm making friends.

  Sidewalk Vendor God : You have friends.

  Joan : Okay, different friends, okay?

  Sidewalk Vendor God : You mean you're trying to be popular.

  Joan : Same difference.

  Sidewalk Vendor God : Not exactly. Don't miss any more World History. You're just in time for the Crusades.

  Joan : Oh, okay, okay. Like it's really good for me to hear about people butchering people for a hundred years just because they believed in you.

  Sidewalk Vendor God : That's not about faith. That's politics. It's sort of like the difference between friendship and popularity.