Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Anonymous (2004)
Jared Hillman: Brian Beaumont
Quotes
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Joan Girardi : I need to talk to you.
Brian Beaumont : I thought I was clear. You cannot take any more photographs.
[to his staffers]
Brian Beaumont : Hey, don't let her have a camera.
Joan Girardi : No, no, no. I don't want a camera, okay? I just want to help out with the yearbook.
Brian Beaumont : Why? Your failure is so fresh, I'd be hiding.
Joan Girardi : Morale boosting is not your thing, is it?
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Brian Beaumont : We need someone to run errands, keep the paper stocked, take out the trash.
Joan Girardi : That's all you have?
Brian Beaumont : That's it. Do you know how to work the copy machine?
Joan Girardi : Press the little button that says "copy"? Yeah.
Brian Beaumont : Excellent. Why don't you start by taking out all the garbage? You know where to put it?
Joan Girardi : [more to herself] Yeah, I know exactly where to put it.
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Joan Girardi : So, I read all the poems, and this one...
Brian Beaumont : It stinks.
Joan Girardi : Well, I thought it was fantastic.
Brian Beaumont : I was being literal.
Joan Girardi : Oh, right. Well, you leave tuna out in the sun for an hour and it turns into a weapon of mass destruction.