- [after crashing through a door to rescue Nicole]
- Jack Stiles: I would've knocked, but my fist had other plans.
- President Thomas Jefferson: Jack? Touch my niece and I'll have George Washington chop off your cherry tree.
- Jack Stiles: Fortunately, I don't have a cherry tree.
- President Thomas Jefferson: Jack, touch my niece and I'll have George Washington cut off your cherry tree.
- Jack Stiles: [to himself] Good thing I don't have a cherry tree!