Jack of All Trades (TV Series)

One Wedding and an Execution (2000)

Bruce Campbell: Jack Stiles, Daring Dragoon

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Quotes 

• Jack Stiles : [after saving James Madison from the guillotine]  Sorry, Emperor, you won't be getting any head today!

• Captain Brogard : You do not know how I have fantasized about this moment!

  Jack Stiles : Oh yeah? Which one of us was Little Miss Bo Peep? On second thought, don't answer that.

• Jack Stiles : Oh, uh, Croque!

  [Flips a gold coin to Croque] 

  Jack Stiles : This is for the broken window.

  Gov. Croque : What broken window?

  Jack Stiles : Muhahaha!

  [Crashes through a window] 

• Jack Stiles : Oh, cut me a little slack, Padre! I had soap in my eyes. I can't be blamed for stumbling into the woman's locker room.

  Priest : Well, I suppose if you didn't actually see anything... No harm done, eh?

  Jack Stiles : Not a thing. I felt my way out of there like a blind sherpa in the Himalayas.