The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)

Modern Prison Sketch (1962)

Iris Adrian: Abby - Waitress

Quotes 

• Don Wilson : [at the lunch counter]  Oh, waitress, waitress! Miss, may we have some menus, please?

  Abby - Waitress : We ain't got any.

  Jack Benny : No menus? Then how do we know what to order?

  Abby - Waitress : [pulls up sleeve]  It's tattooed on my arm.

  Jack Benny : Well, what happens when they change the bill of fare?

  Abby - Waitress : It hurts! What do you think?