The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Modern Prison Sketch (1962)
Jack Benny: Jack Benny, Benny the Louse
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Quotes
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Don Wilson : [at the lunch counter] Oh, waitress, waitress! Miss, may we have some menus, please?
Abby - Waitress : We ain't got any.
Jack Benny : No menus? Then how do we know what to order?
Abby - Waitress : [pulls up sleeve] It's tattooed on my arm.
Jack Benny : Well, what happens when they change the bill of fare?
Abby - Waitress : It hurts! What do you think?