- [after listening to Bruce monologue to himself]
- She-Hulk: Please! Where's my violin? Poor, poor pitiful us. Six years, I dragged myself, kicking and screaming, into health clubs, and zilch! Now, one little green-blooded transfusion from you and... va voom!
- [throws off her hat]
- She-Hulk: Oh yeah, not even Jane Fonda can crack concrete like this girl.
- [She bumps against a wooden dock post and it cracks slightly]
- She-Hulk: Tell that ferry boat to hustle, Brucey, because New York is where this girl wants to be. Think I'll start with a little power-shopping.
- Bruce Banner: See, you don't know what it's like living as a monster!
- The Thing: Doc, I'm gonna let that one pass, I think.
- Bruce Banner: Ben, I'm sorry, I...
- The Thing: Nah, nah, it's, it's, it's okay. But to my mind, you're the lucky one. I mean at least you get to spend some time as a human. Me?
- [shrugs]
- The Thing: I'm always stuck. Like a lumpy pile o' orange granite.
- Dock Worker: Hey babe, you got a phone number?
- She-Hulk: I'm way out of your area code, "babe". Now pardon me, 'cause I'm feeling my super oats!
- Bruce Banner: My cousin Jennifer... it's my fault she's become a freak.
- [Thing turns to see She-Hulk posing]
- The Thing: Yeah, that's *your* idea of a freak.
- [Bruce and She-Hulk are hitchhiking without luck until She-Hulk suggestively lifts her dress to expose her legs. A car immediately pulls to a stop]
- Bruce Banner: The Jennifer I remember never would've done that.
- She-Hulk: Let me tell you, Cousin. That Jennifer you remember *could* never have done that.