The Incredible Hulk (TV Series)

Fantastic Fortitude (1996)

Lisa Zane: She-Hulk

Quotes 

• [after listening to Bruce monologue to himself] 

  She-Hulk : Please! Where's my violin? Poor, poor pitiful us. Six years, I dragged myself, kicking and screaming, into health clubs, and zilch! Now, one little green-blooded transfusion from you and... va voom!

  [throws off her hat] 

  She-Hulk : Oh yeah, not even Jane Fonda can crack concrete like this girl.

  [She bumps against a wooden dock post and it cracks slightly] 

  She-Hulk : Tell that ferry boat to hustle, Brucey, because New York is where this girl wants to be. Think I'll start with a little power-shopping.

• She-Hulk : Ain't it clear?

  [singing] 

  She-Hulk : Gamma is a girl's best friend.

• Dock Worker : Hey babe, you got a phone number?

  She-Hulk : I'm way out of your area code, "babe". Now pardon me, 'cause I'm feeling my super oats!

• [Bruce and She-Hulk are hitchhiking without luck until She-Hulk suggestively lifts her dress to expose her legs. A car immediately pulls to a stop] 

  Bruce Banner : The Jennifer I remember never would've done that.

  She-Hulk : Let me tell you, Cousin. That Jennifer you remember *could* never have done that.