- Henry 'Rocky' Welsh: I'm finally gonna be on my way.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Yeah, to jail.
- Henry 'Rocky' Welsh: Hey, what are you talking about?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: About fifteen to twenty years for transporting heroin.
- Man in Audience: [to the Hulk] Hey, you're the greatest act I've ever seen. I want to sign you up for some matches, huh?
- Henry 'Rocky' Welsh: [to David] Hey, I ain't gonna get in no trouble.
- White Mugger: Guess again, muscle head.
- Mary: I just wish Henry would give up the boxing and get a steady job. He's so good at fixing cars.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: I know, I saw it.
- Mary: It's amazing, really, It's seems like all he has to do is put his hands on them and they start working.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: He could probably be the first guy to open up a garage and specialize in faith healing.
- Mary: Listen, I love him a lot, but have you ever seen him fight?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: No.
- Mary: He may call himself Rocky, but he's only Henry.
- Henry 'Rocky' Welsh: Hey, Wilt, you seen David? He's supposed to be my corner man tonight.
- Wilt: No, no, I ain't seen him.
- Henry 'Rocky' Welsh: Wonder what happened to him.
- Wilt: Hey, drifters like him are a dime a dozen.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: You really believe you can beat Cole?
- Henry 'Rocky' Welsh: Hey, if I ain't ready tonight, I ain't never gonna be ready.
- Mr. Sererino: You were a medic, huh?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Yeah, that's right.
- Mr. Sererino: Where?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: When I was 104 landing first devision just outside of Da Nang.
- Mr. Sererino: Ever do any physical therapy?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Oh sure.
- Mr. Sererino: I don't just mean rubbin' and poundin' you know, I've seen boxers crippled for life by yo-yo's who didn't know what they were doing.
- Tom: Hey, about that muscle, what was it?
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: What, you mean this one?
- Tom: Yeah.
- Dr. David Bruce Banner: Trapezius.
- Tom: Oh, man, that trapeze is feeling a lot better now!