I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Towering Alan (1997)
Sarah Wynter: Jane Hayers
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Quotes
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Alan Partridge : [at Tony Hayers' funeral] Were you close?
Jane Hayers : He was my husband.
Alan Partridge : Yes, yes, of course.
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Jane Hayers : [at Tony Hayers' funeral] He'd have been 41 next month.
Alan Partridge : All those people who go around saying "Life begins at 40." They're notable by their absence. The nerve.
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Alan Partridge : [at Tony Hayers' funeral, feigning grief] What was he doing on the bloody roof?
Jane Hayers : He was getting the aerial down because we were moving.
Alan Partridge : Yeah, I know, I was being rhetorical. Did he actually bring the aerial down with him?
Jane Hayers : Yes, he did, yes.
Alan Partridge : Comforting to know that the last thing he did was an act of kindness.