I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Towering Alan (1997)
Kevin Eldon: Mike Sampson
Quotes
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[at Alan's farewell party in his hotel room]
Mike Sampson : I supply fitted kitchens. Funny thing is, I've been in the business for 15 years but I... I can't actually cook!
[him and Michael laugh]
Mike Sampson : [picks up a book from a table] You see, a cookery book here, it wouldn't be much use to me!
[him and Michael laugh again]
Michael : Mr. Partridge! He said he sells kitchens, right, for 15 year, but he cannet cook!
Alan Partridge : [has been right in front of them listening the whole time] I know, I heard him, yeah.
Michael : Then, right, he sees the cook book and he says "That'd be nae good to me, that, would it?"
Alan Partridge : I know, I heard him.
Michael : Oh, come on, lighten up, ya stuffy get!
Alan Partridge : Lynn, this is terrible. This is terrible.
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[in the hotel lift, Alan awkwardly stands next to Mike, an odd man who keeps laughing. As they exit the lift, Alan weaves in front of him and makes a racecar noise]
Mike Sampson : [laughing] Oh, it's like "cars", this!
Alan Partridge : That's right.
[Alan grimaces as he walks away]