I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Towering Alan (1997)
Barbara Durkin: Susan
Quotes
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[at Alan's farewell party, Michael starts getting into a heated argument with him about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre]
Susan : Er, Michael! Michael! Mr. Partridge is still a guest in this hotel. Now, I think perhaps you've had just a little too bit much to drink and maybe it's time that you should leave.
Michael : If that's how you all feel...
[he leaves the room, muttering. Ben and Sophie snigger]
Susan : Now, you two can stop giggling.
Alan Partridge : [to Ben and Sophie] Don't know what her problem is.
Susan : I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS! HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS! YOU'VE BEEN IN THIS HOTEL FOR 182 DAYS, YOU LITTLE SHIT! BEN, SOPHIE, I WANT YOU ON RECEPTION!
[Ben and Sophie leave]
Susan : AND YOU! CHECK OUT IS 12 NOON TOMORROW!
Alan Partridge : [picking up one of the party bags he's made out of hotel toiletries] Do you, uh, do you want one of these?
Susan : A SANITARY BAG? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
[she slaps his face and leaves]
Alan Partridge : [to Lynn] I think that went went quite well.
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[Alan comes back to the hotel after Tony Hayers' funeral, carrying a large cardboard box and singing]
Susan : How was your day, Alan?
Alan Partridge : I went to a funeral, which was very sad, and then I popped into Hi-Fi Serious to pick up a top-of-the-range Bang and Olufsen stereo system. Do you like it?
Susan : Well, it's in a box, Alan.
Alan Partridge : Bit like Tony Hayers!
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Alan Partridge : Seriously, Susan, would you go out with me?
Susan : No.
Alan Partridge : Would you go out with me if I was younger and more attractive?
Susan : Erm... yes, I think I probably would.
Alan Partridge : I'd better go and build that time travel gymnasium, then. I'll come back aged 25, built like a brick shithouse. Then you'll kiss me.
Susan : If you'll excuse me a moment, Alan, I have to leave the desk unattended.
[she leaves the reception desk]
