I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

The Talented Mr. Alan (2002)

Ian Puleston-Davies: Phil Wiley

Quotes 

• Alan Partridge : [meeting an old schoolmate who used to play pranks on him]  I've got a girlfriend.

  Phil Wiley : I've got a wife.

  Alan Partridge : Is she older than you or younger than you?

  Phil Wiley : Well, if you must know, Alan, she's older than me, she's 52.

  Alan Partridge : My girlfriend's 33. I'm 47, she's 14 years younger than me. Back of the net!