I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
The Talented Mr. Alan (2002)
Simon Greenall: Michael
Quotes
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Alan Partridge : [points towards a shelf in the petrol station shop] You're low on bodyline brushable joint sealer.
Michael : Oh, aye, we are. Captain Partridge, would you look after the fort while I gan on a resupply mission?
Alan Partridge : You work in a petrol station, Michael. It's not the Gulf War. Which, ironically, is like a large petrol station.
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Lynn Benfield : Alan, there's that teacher chap!
Alan Partridge : Michael, if he hits me, will you hit him first?
Michael : No, he's a customer, I cannet hit customers. I've been told. Er, I'll go get some stock.
[he goes into the back room of the shop]
Alan Partridge : Yeah, chicken stock!