I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

The Talented Mr. Alan (2002)

Phil Cornwell: Dave Clifton

Quotes 

• Alan Partridge : [presenting his radio show]  I'm off now. Time to leave you in the very capable hands of Dave Clifton, who's going to be with you until 4 am, with his nightclub. What you got lined up for us, Dave?

  Dave Clifton : Actually it's ladies night, tonight. Special night.

  Alan Partridge : Woo-hoo. Maybe a wet T-shirt competition?

  Dave Clifton : Ooo, you never know, could be, could be.

  Alan Partridge : How does that work on radio?

  Dave Clifton : You gotta use your imagination, Alan, actually, and uh, I'll tell you what, there's rather a lot of ladies in here tonight.

  [he plays a sound effect of women cheering] 

  Dave Clifton : Oh, oh, steady girls, steady. Ha ha ha. Ooh, I'm all wet.

  Alan Partridge : I can hear 'em, I can't see 'em.