I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

The Talented Mr. Alan (2002)

Andrew Burt: Frank Raphael, Voice of Radio Norwich

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• Frank Raphael : What an appalling thing to say. You've placed me in a rather invidious position.

  Alan Partridge : Don't know that word, carry on.

  Frank Raphael : You leave the school again and we're left with a detritus.

  Alan Partridge : Knock it off with the fancy words, mate. Say it like it is. It went tits up.

• Frank Raphael : If there's anything you need, just let me know, Alan.

  [to Lynn] 

  Frank Raphael : Or you, Mrs. Partridge.

  Alan Partridge : [shouting after Frank Raphael as he walks away]  She's not my wife! I hate it when that happens.

• Alan Partridge : You speak like you're from the 19th century. And you sweat.

  Frank Raphael : Well, I'd like to see you sweat over your work like I do over mine.

  Alan Partridge : Well, I don't because I use Lynx Africa.

• Alan Partridge : [in an argument with his old school teacher]  Gonna cane me?

  Frank Raphael : No, but I might throw a chair at you.

  Alan Partridge : It's still corporal punishment. See you in Strasbourg.