I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
The Colour of Alan (2002)
Tim Dantay: Builder
Quotes
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Alan Partridge : Hi, John.
John - Builder : [Yorkshire accent] Al. Yeah, we've concreted the floor.
Alan Partridge : No bodies underneath there, I hope.
John - Builder : What?
Alan Partridge : Ah, just joshing with you, y'know?
[does a Yorkshire accent]
Alan Partridge : Have you put t'corpse under t'patio? I expect you get that all the time.
John - Builder : Not really.
Alan Partridge : Actually, that skirting board does seem a bit too low. Could you change it again?
[John rips it off the wall and throws it down, then walks away]
Alan Partridge : [to the other builder, in a Yorkshire accent] Eeee, 'appen 'e thinks I'm a right indecisive tit!
Builder : I don't think he likes it when you do that accent.
Alan Partridge : Well, well... Well, I'll stop, then.