I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

Never Say Alan Again (2002)

Michael Wardle: Gordon

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• Alan Partridge : I believe you're quite keen on the Bible.

  Gordon : I live by it.

  Alan Partridge : I was reading the book of Genesis the other day. I've got to say, that bloody snake!

  Gordon : Do you suppose, um, you'll be prone to temptation like Adam?

  Alan Partridge : I think I'd be more preoccupied by the fact that I was encountering a talking snake. I think whether I wanted an apple or not would be a side issue for me. I mean, even if it wasn't a talking snake, even if it just rolled an apple towards me and sort of went...

  [he nods in a suggestive way] 

  Alan Partridge : I think I'd still be troubled. After that I think I'd just, erm... put some trunks on and sit down on the grass.