I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (2002)
Felicity Montagu: Lynn Benfield
Quotes
-
Lynn Benfield : Have you decided what you're going to call the house?
Alan Partridge : I've narrowed it down to "Lord House", "Ace House" and "The Cinnamons".
-
Alan Partridge : Lynn, what do you think is Sonja's best feature?
Lynn Benfield : Her hair?
Alan Partridge : Nope.
Lynn Benfield : Her neck?
Alan Partridge : Try again.
Lynn Benfield : Her eyes? Her eyelashes?
Alan Partridge : [cuts her off] It's going to take forever, no - it's her feet. Lovely dainty feet. I don't like big feet. Reminds me of gammon.
-
Lynn Benfield : You're completely ready for the Inland Revenue? Have you got all your receipts?
Alan Partridge : Yes. Some are on a spike over there, you've got some in a fat envelope and the rest are in a shoe box which I threw off a ferry. That was a low point.