I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

I Know What Alan Did Last Summer (2002)

Simon Greenall: Michael

Quotes 

• Michael : [about Sonja]  Mind, she was sexy. You know? She wore a g-strap!

  Alan Partridge : Yes, well, that's for hygiene reasons too, it lets the buttocks breathe.

• Alan Partridge : [Sonja has split up with Alan]  I don't know what I'm gonna do, you know? We have it off all the time.

  Michael : Well, at least it'll be an end to all that London crap, eh? You know, all them Big Ben teddy bears and all that stuff. You hate London, eh?

  Alan Partridge : Yeah, oh, yeah, but there is an upside because all those small taxis and little Tower Bridges sometimes make me feel like a giant. In fact, one day, when Sonja went out, I arranged them all on the floor and I just marched around saying "Fee, fi, fo fum! I smell the blood of an ungrateful bunch of bastards."