I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

Bravealan (2002)

Jane Robbins: Ceri Moody

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Quotes 

• Alan Partridge : Dan's told me all about you.

  Ceri Moody : Ooh, what did he say?

  Alan Partridge : Well, he just said he was married.

• [Alan has come to Dan's house to talk to him about a kitchen. Dan puts on a video. Sounds of heavy breathing come from the TV] 

  Alan Partridge : [watching the video]  That's a good stainless steel hob. Very futuristic.

  [to Dan's wife] 

  Alan Partridge : That's you. You're naked.

  [to Dan] 

  Alan Partridge : There's you. Hello, Dan.

  [Dan smiles at Alan in a very creepy way. Alan is feeling rather uncomfortable] 

  Alan Partridge : Is that a granite work surface supporting you both? Not Corian, a man-made marble substitute?

  Dan Moody : Well, Corian is to marble and granite what MDF is to wood. I've got wood there.

  Alan Partridge : No, that's MDF. Oh, I see, you're making a joke. MDF's banned in America.

  Ceri Moody : [nods at the TV]  So's that.

  [Alan stares at the TV, not liking what he's seeing but unable to look away] 

• [Alan wants to leave Dan's house] 

  Ceri Moody : A little hug?

  Alan Partridge : A quick one!

  [she hugs him] 

  Alan Partridge : Don't rub your fanny on me!