I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

Bravealan (2002)

Phil Cornwell: Dave Clifton

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• Alan Partridge : [presenting his radio show]  It's 1am. Calling all pigeons, there's a cat amongst you. And that cat's name is Dave Clifton, prrrrrropping up the bar at his fictional nightclub.

  Dave Clifton : Yeah, well, better being in a fictional nightclub than in a fictional bath, Alan.

  Alan Partridge : Yeah, well, better than having fictional listeners, Dave. It's bad enough sitting on your own in a real nightclub, which I've seen you do, but sitting on your own in a fictional one has got to be the worth of boast worlds.

  Dave Clifton : Sorry, Alan, don't you mean the worst of both worlds?

  Alan Partridge : Er, no, no, no, I do mean the worth of boast worlds, i.e. in a world of boasters, not the biscuits, but people who boast, like you, their worth is worth... you know.