I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Basic Alan (1997)
Phil Cornwell: Dave Clifton
Quotes
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[on air, on Radio Norwich]
Dave Clifton : [referring to Alan getting caught trying to steal a traffic cone] There goes Alan Partridge, cone but not forgotten. Are you off to see a film, like "Cone-an the Barbarian"?
Alan Partridge : Yeah, good one.
Dave Clifton : And then watch a bit of TV, eh? Like "Cone Dancing".
Alan Partridge : Yeah. Not so good but fine.
Dave Clifton : Oh, come on, Alan, what's the matter with you? Cone you take a joke?
Alan Partridge : Oh, fuck off.
Dave Clifton : Actually I'm, I am speechless. Dave Clifton is actually speechless. I don't believe you just said...
Alan Partridge : You don't sound it. I wish you were.
Dave Clifton : I am. I mean, I really don't know what to say. I find it really difficult to find a word...
Alan Partridge : Try saying nothing!
Dave Clifton : You and I both know that dead air is a crime. And I think it's terrible that you have to fill it with swearing on your show.
Alan Partridge : Unfortunately, Dave, you are bang wrong. It's one minute past seven, it's your show, you're responsible for the output. I am technically a guest and you've failed to control me. Read the small print on your cone-tract.