I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)

Alan Attraction (1997)

David Schneider: Tony Hayers

Quotes 

• [Alan is having his disturbing recurring daydream of himself as a male stripper] 

  Tony Hayers : I like your thong.

  Alan Partridge : Yeah, it's vulcanised rubber, which means it won't perish.

  [Alan's daydream ends] 

  Jason : [putting a party hat on Alan's head]  Wahey!

  Alan Partridge : [startled, throwing the hat off]  Bash your arse!