I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
A Room with an Alan (1997)
Simon Greenall: Michael
Quotes
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Alan Partridge : Michael, I was just saying to Susan, bit of a job for you, unfortunately some vandals have sworn all over my car again.
Michael : [very broad Geordie accent] Vandals, eh, Mr. Partridge? Y'know, makes me wonder what it's all aboot.
Alan Partridge : [confused] Aboot?
Michael : Aye, y'know, vandals, y'know? What is it all aboot?
Alan Partridge : Oh, about. Sorry, sometimes it's difficult to understand the Geordie... people.
Michael : Y'know, what ah reckon is that, if they had the'selves proper jobs, they wouldn't be up to all this, y'know, larkin' every night.
Alan Partridge : What?
Michael : What I'm saying is, they'll, like, if they had themselves proper jobs, y'know, for t' gan to, then they wouldn't dee it. Y'know, a lot a' them's from broken homes.
Alan Partridge : Sorry, that was just a noise. All I got there was "broken homes". And a broken home is not an excuse for evil. You, look at you, do you, uh... go around drawing, I don't know, peephole bras on the wall?
Michael : Aye. But it was different for me, like, cos, you know, ah was in the army when I was seventeen.
Alan Partridge : Well, there you go. They taught you a trade. Minor repairs.
Michael : Aye. That and killin'.