- Kelly Robinson: [Phone rings] Hello?
- Mickey: Sir, Mr. Robinson?
- Kelly Robinson: Yes, what is it?
- Mickey: This is OO7.
- Kelly Robinson: What?
- Mickey: OO7. You know, like in the movies.
- Kelly Robinson: Oh, boy...
- Elroy Browne: Oh, c'mon, don't pay any attention to Charlie Chan here. You give him a fortune cookie he goes away happy.
- Chinese Bodyguard: [Interruping Brown's conversation with Robinson and Scott] Excuse me, but we have to...
- Elroy Browne: Hey, get outta here! What do you want, a rap in the mouth? Now step to the rear. C'mon, back, Charlie!
- [Turning back to an embarrassed Robinson and Scott]
- Elroy Browne: They're all right, You just gotta step on 'em once in awhile, let 'em know which end of the bus they belong in, you know what I mean?
- Kelly Robinson: They never let you out?
- Elroy Browne: Well, I'm the champion show dog. I might catch fleas.
- Alexander Scott: The whole world's trying to keep bloody fools like you from selling themselves back into slavery. But you did it anyway. You gotta laugh at that.
- [last lines]
- Mickey: We'll be late to the matinee.
- Kelly Robinson: Matinee of what?
- Alexander Scott: It's his reward. I promised to take him to a movie.
- Kelly Robinson: What movie?
- Alexander Scott: Uh, it's an English picture. Wonderful cast! Many of your favorite stars in it.
- Mickey: The Adventures of Double-O Seven!
- Alexander Scott: Right!
- Kelly Robinson: Aw, man...
- Alexander Scott: No, now listen, don't knock the competition, you may learn something. Listen, this guy is really wonderful, I'm tellin' ya. Not only does he get the women, but he gets them painted all different colors of the rainbow. It's called widescreen integration. But you need a refresher course because I've been watching. You've been slippin' lately...
- Kelly Robinson: That's a pretty dangerous game he's playing, whatever it is.
- Alexander Scott: It's not a game he's playing. He was rolling drunks in the streets of Chicago when he was twelve. With a little luck and less talent, he could have gone to the gas chamber.