How Do You Want Me? (TV Series)
No-One Can Hear You Scream (1998)
Charlotte Coleman: Lisa Lyons
Quotes
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Ian Lyons : [reading a newspaper] ''Bus shelter too small and dark, claims pastor.'' Now that really gets the adrenaline going.
Lisa Lyons : It's a bit of a relief after a year of headlines in the South London Gazette. ''Shopper murdered for not handing over sausages."
Ian Lyons : You know how irritating it is when somebody won't hand over their sausages.
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Ian Lyons : I could start with the basic stuff, portraits, weddings. Then get into the coffee table market, the Reader's Digest Book Of Country Fire Stations, A Pictorial Guide To Little Sweetie Shops And The Horrible Men In Them, Moss: A Celebration. Then the dark social commentary stuff. Pictures of inbred villagers and all that.
Lisa Lyons : I'll give them a call.
Ian Lyons : Yeah.
[holds up camera]
Ian Lyons : What the hell is this?
Lisa Lyons : Oh that takes groups.
Ian Lyons : I thought you could just stand back.
Lisa Lyons : Darling, are we sure this is such a good idea?
Ian Lyons : Yeah, of course. Photography's like politics or cookery. Anybody can do it if they go about it with enough arse.
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Lisa Lyons : You've seen how I am with your parents. Just be like that with mine.
Ian Lyons : The difference is, my parents are nice. They go on bird feeding expeditions and think Saddam Hussein has a nice smile.