- Lisa Lyons: Why don't you and Dad just slap your penises down on the table and sort it out?
- Ian Lyons: Yeah, thanks for the image. I won't ask you to hop up on the table with my mother and some vegetables.
- Norriswood: [looking at Ian's portfolio] What's this?
- Ian Lyons: It's of Paris in the 1950s. I had to evoke the atmosphere ofthe 1950s.
- Norriswood: It's not in focus.
- Ian Lyons: It was a weird time, the 1950s.
- Ian Lyons: [Astley has offered Ian money to leave] Well alright, ok. Let's do it, I'll go.
- Astley Yardley: Good.
- Ian Lyons: But there are other conditions. I want your red pickup truck.
- Astley Yardley: What?
- Ian Lyons: Your red pick-up truck, I want it.
- Astley Yardley: No, you can't have it.
- Ian Lyons: Then the deal's off, I'm not going.
- Astley Yardley: Alright, have it.
- Ian Lyons: And the big bush in your front garden with the purple leaves.
- Astley Yardley: Why?
- Ian Lyons: I like it, it's nice. I want you to send it to me in a special big bush box.
- Astley Yardley: You'll never amount to anything down here. Nobody gets anywhere without my patronage.
- Ian Lyons: Ah, yes, the great patrons. Cosimo de' Medici, King Ludwig II of Bavaria, Catherine the Great. And Astley Yardley, West Sussex turkey farmer.