How Do You Want Me? (TV Series)
Floppy, But Not Too Floppy (1998)
Dylan Moran: Ian Lyons
Quotes
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Lisa Lyons : Why don't you and Dad just slap your penises down on the table and sort it out?
Ian Lyons : Yeah, thanks for the image. I won't ask you to hop up on the table with my mother and some vegetables.
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Norriswood : [looking at Ian's portfolio] What's this?
Ian Lyons : It's of Paris in the 1950s. I had to evoke the atmosphere ofthe 1950s.
Norriswood : It's not in focus.
Ian Lyons : It was a weird time, the 1950s.
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Ian Lyons : [Astley has offered Ian money to leave] Well alright, ok. Let's do it, I'll go.
Astley Yardley : Good.
Ian Lyons : But there are other conditions. I want your red pickup truck.
Astley Yardley : What?
Ian Lyons : Your red pick-up truck, I want it.
Astley Yardley : No, you can't have it.
Ian Lyons : Then the deal's off, I'm not going.
Astley Yardley : Alright, have it.
Ian Lyons : And the big bush in your front garden with the purple leaves.
Astley Yardley : Why?
Ian Lyons : I like it, it's nice. I want you to send it to me in a special big bush box.
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Astley Yardley : You'll never amount to anything down here. Nobody gets anywhere without my patronage.
Ian Lyons : Ah, yes, the great patrons. Cosimo de' Medici, King Ludwig II of Bavaria, Catherine the Great. And Astley Yardley, West Sussex turkey farmer.