- Tim Taylor: Why should I say goodbye? He's been one of my best friends for fifteen years.
- Wilson: Oh, has he, Tim? Or was he your best friend fifteen years ago? You see, Tim, I believe it was St. Paul who said, "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
- Stu Cutler: Tim, if you hadn't have married Jill. I would have.
- Tim: Now, there's something to think about, honey.
- Jill: Well... life would sure be different.
- Stu Cutler: It sure would. Timmy, you'd be visiting us tonight, and Jill would be a satisfied woman.
- Tim: Almost done with that beer, Stu?
- Tim Taylor: Doors often change with age. The older a door gets, the more warped it becomes. Sometimes we forget... that things change with age.
- Stu Cutler: [trying to make a joke with Al] Nice beard - had chili for lunch, huh?
- Al Borland: [oblivious to the attempted humor] No, I didn't, Stu.
- Stu Cutler: [again trying to kid around] ... So - gotta work with this jerk, huh, Al?
- Al Borland: Yes, I do, Stu... Well, it was nice meeting you.
- Stu Cutler: [as Al walks away] Uh, great sense of humor!
- Al Borland: Thank you.
- Stu Cutler: Now, you've lost some weight.
- Jill Taylor: Yeah, I have; thank you.
- Tim Taylor: Now *there" is a very human compliment.
- Stu Cutler: So what's the goal? Another ten?
- Tim Taylor: [dropping his head] Ohhh...
- Stu Cutler: Tim, if you hadn't married Jill, I would've.
- Tim Taylor: Now *there's* somethin' to think about, honey.
- Stu Cutler: Remember? You and me and Donna, drivin' around in our '68 Impala, top down, her blonde hair blowin' in the wind. Oh... god, she was a beauty.
- Tim Taylor: Sure was. What a car!
- Tim Taylor: Tell you what - why don't you go down to Club Piranha and *you* hang out with those guys tonight?
- Stu Cutler: Without you? C'mon - it won't be the same.
- Tim Taylor: Stu, I don't think it *is* the same.
- [a moment passes, and Mark presses his face up to the window]
- Mark Taylor: Dad - dinner's ready; can I turn on the video?
- Tim Taylor: Now, the important thing about puttin' a door in is hanging it, because if it's not hung well, you got a problem. Right, Al?
- Al Borland: Speak for yourself, Tim.