Home Improvement (TV Series)

Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor (1992)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Eddie Phillips : I was married to Tildy for 45 years, and the woman drove me absolutely crazy. She had these ugly little porcelain cats that she loved to line up on a windowsill. Every day for 45 years, I used to take those cats off the windowsill and put them in a cupboard. And every day for 45 years, she'd take the cats out of the cupboard and put them back on the windowsill.

  Tim Taylor : Where are they now?

  Eddie Phillips : On a windowsill.

  Tim Taylor : You didn't throw them out?

  Eddie Phillips : What for? You don't have to understand a woman. All you have to do is love her.