- Tessa Noel: If they were after us, they're after him.
- Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: Well, then, we've got to go warn him.
- Tessa Noel: How? We don't know where he is.
- Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: This is just great. Just great. I mean, he's there, they're there, we're here, nobody's anywhere.
- Tessa Noel: Did you ever think of running for Congress?
- Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: [to Tessa, after backing a semi into a man's car] If I'm wrong, the insurance will cover it, if I'm right, those may have been the guys who killed Darius.
- Duncan MacLeod: I'll take two.
- Belson: What?
- Duncan MacLeod: Aren't you selling something in the case?
- Belson: No.
- Duncan MacLeod: Oh, funny. I could have sworn that you were. My loss, huh?
- Belson: Yeah, no problem.
- Duncan MacLeod: No, but you see, there is. See, I promised the little lady some laser surveillance gear - you know, so that she could keep an eye on the kids.
- [after opening a case taken from two Watchers and finding the expected laser surveillance gear]
- Duncan MacLeod: Ohh! Does this come in pink?
- Duncan MacLeod: [to Belson] Who are you? Talk to me!
- Joe Dawson: [walking up behind Duncan] You'll know soon enough, Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod.
- Duncan MacLeod: So you do know me.
- Joe Dawson: We know all about you. Don't look so surprised. I probably know more about you than you know about yourself.