- Claudia Finnerty: [as PTA President] Next on the agenda is a field trip to the Museum of Natural History, which all kids hate! It's gonna be a trip to the Aquarium instead.
- Connie O'Keefe: Claudia, we've had bad luck with the Aquarium. Some of the animals' behavior was inappropriate!
- Claudia Finnerty: How?
- Connie O'Keefe: Some of the manta rays were grinding against each other!
- Eddie Finnerty: In reality, the female lays an egg pouch in the sand and the male, at a later time, releases a cloud of sperm. There's no sexual contact whatsoever. It's actually rather sad.