Grounded for Life (TV Series)

Smoke on the Daughter (2001)

Kevin Corrigan: Eddie Finnerty

Quotes 

• Eddie Finnerty : Hey! Ease up on her! Quitting's hard! I remember when I knew I had to quit.

  [Flashing back to a stoned incident of hitting a plastic reindeer Christmas decoration] 

  Eddie Finnerty : Oh, this is bad! This is really bad! I hit a deer!

  Gunther : Is it dead?

  Eddie Finnerty : If not, we have to kill it!

  [Looks down, sees a garden gnome he also knocked down] 

  Eddie Finnerty : Oh, man, it's even worse! I hit a dwarf!

  Gunther : Is it dead?

  Eddie Finnerty : If not, we have to kill it!

  [Returning to the present] 

  Walt Finnerty : I think she meant quitting *cigarettes*, Cheech!