Green Wing (TV Series)
Housewarming Party (2004)
Mark Heap: Dr. Alan Statham
Quotes
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Dr. Alan Statham : [Reading a text off Boyce's phone] Hello... Buc...?
Boyce : Hello Boyce
Dr. Alan Statham : Oh yes, hello Boyce, yes, oh you with a u, very clever, I want you to cmmm...
Boyce : I want you to come...
Dr. Alan Statham : Oh yes, I want you to come... on my ttttits...
[Statham looks disgusted and hands the phone back]
Boyce : Quite forward isn't it? She's a primary school teacher!
Dr. Alan Statham : [annoyed] A word with you, Mr Boyce!
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[Alan is wearing a balaclava and pretending to kidnap Joanna]
Dr. Alan Statham : Drive!
Joanna Clore : I am!
Dr. Alan Statham : Well keep doing so!
Joanna Clore : Where?
Dr. Alan Statham : Turn right, here. Did you indicate? Yes, into second...
Joanna Clore : You sound like a driving instructor, now!
Dr. Alan Statham : Shut up! I make the rules here!
Joanna Clore : [mocking] Banging the dashboard with your clipboard
Dr. Alan Statham : You shut up! I'm in charge.
[fiddles with balaclava]
Dr. Alan Statham : Ohh, this is getting very itchy
Joanna Clore : Yea, yea, leave it on
Dr. Alan Statham : I'm your worst nightmare!
Joanna Clore : Yea, the degree of menace is killing me
Dr. Alan Statham : Could we have the heater off?