Green Acres (TV Series)
Jealousy, English Style (1967)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
Quotes
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Tony Ashley : [being introduced to Lisa] How do you do?
Lisa Douglas : How do I do what?
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [trying to explain to Lisa why she can't go] No, it's not a stag party. It's a farm symposium.
Lisa Douglas : What's a symposium?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well, a lot of men sit around a long table and-...
Lisa Douglas : And the girl comes out of the cake.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No. No girl comes out of a cake!
Lisa Douglas : What does she come out of?
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Lisa Douglas : Oliver?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [reading, and not listening] Mm-hmm.
Lisa Douglas : I want to talk to you.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [reading, and not listening] Mm-hmm.
Lisa Douglas : Are you listening?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [reading, and not listening] Mm-hmm.
Lisa Douglas : [testing him] The baby's coming.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [reading, and not listening] That's nice.
Lisa Douglas : You better go and boil some water.
[He absent mindedly leaves while still reading]
Lisa Douglas : He's a good man to have around in a crisis.
[shakes head, and follows to kitchen]
Lisa Douglas : Oliver?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Hmm?
Lisa Douglas : What are you doing?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Still reading] Boiling some hot water.
Lisa Douglas : What for?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Still reading] You're going to have a baby.
Lisa Douglas : I already had it. Would you mind heating up some milk?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Still reading] Sure.
[Finally realizes what she's been saying]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : What do you mean you had a baby?
Lisa Douglas : I knew you weren't listening.