- Gary James: [Enters the Evans' apartment] Hey hey hey! Has anyone seen Penny?
- Sandra Forbes: Well, who have we here? Aren't you a sweet little pumpkin-face?
- Gary James: Hey mamma, you askin' for it!
- Florida: Uh, Gary, maybe you should...
- Willona: Flo, Flo! Let sweet little Gary say hello to the nice lady
- [Florida winks in agreement]
- Sandra Forbes: Gary, my name is Miss Forbes, and I just may be your brand new bus driver!
- Gary James: Well bus driver you may be, but brand new you ain't!
- Gary James: [Enters the Evans' apartment] Hey look here mamma! Let me tell you somethin', we're gonna settle this thing right here and NOW!
- Willona: Lord, it's Gary James... Chicago's answer to the neutron bomb.
- Gary James: At your service!
- [walks past J.J]
- Gary James: Hello, totem pole!