- Rose Nylund: [through a megaphone at a 'Save the Dolphins' protest] All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode.
- Blanche Devereaux: Hi Sophia! Boy, I tell you, there is nothing more invigorating than spending a little time on a boat.
- Sophia Petrillo: Oh, yeah? Not when I sailed to America. Picture it. There we were, a tired, poor, huddled mass eating marinara sauce out of a can. It was hell. And the entertainment? Some guy from Palermo forgot his accordion, so he sat around singing "O Solo Mio" while squeezing a monkey.
- Blanche Devereaux: Sophia!
- Sophia Petrillo: Sophia what? It was the worst time of my life. If it weren't for pin the tail on the French, we would've gone stir-crazy.