Get Smart (TV Series)

Smart the Assassin (1966)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Chief : There's no telling where they'll be able to infiltrate next. May be even the Pentagon.

  Maxwell Smart : You're right, Chief. But even if they do get a man into the Pentagon, that's not saying he'll be able to get out. I remember one of our own agents was lost in there for three days.

  Chief : Three days? Max, no agent could be that confused.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, let me see now. I went in on a Friday...

• Maxwell Smart : Chief, when was the last time I beat you at chess?

  Chief of Control : You've never beaten me at chess, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : That long ago, eh?

• Maxwell Smart : The old timebomb in the roll trick.

• Woman Agent : Tell me, Max, where does your Chief go on wednesday nights?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, I'm afraid you'll have to be a little more specific than that, Shirley. What wednesday night?

  Woman Agent : How about next Wednesday night?

  Maxwell Smart : You're wasting your time. That's classified information.

  Woman Agent : Then what are you doing next Wednesday night, Maxie? Maybe we could do it together.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, I'm afraid not. You see, I'm guarding the Chief at a concert next Wednesday night.

• Maxwell Smart : [the Chief raises the Cone of Silence]  Well what's the matter, Chief?

  Chief of Control : What's the matter? Didn't you hear that echo?

  Maxwell Smart : Didn't I hear what?

  Chief of Control : Echo, echo, echo!

  Maxwell Smart : Oh yes, I heard it that time.