Get Smart (TV Series)
Greer Window (1969)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : 99, I've been watching that window all day through my binoculars and I'm telling you that there was a little short guy in there with Greer and Miss Parker.
Agent 99 : Well maybe you were looking in the wrong window?
Maxwell Smart : With Miss Parker in there, are you kidding?
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Larabee : How about that, one crutch is shorter than the other.
Maxwell Smart : You're telling me. When I walk, I limp. With a limp!
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Chief : If KAOS gets their hands on any more of those blueprints, Max, they'll have the capability of polluting the air over every major city in the United States.
Maxwell Smart : Well, I don't wanna worry you, Chief, but I think they already have that.
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Leo - TV Repairman : If you have any questions, call us.
Maxwell Smart : Looking at paper: Is this your phone number?
Leo - TV Repairman : No. That's the bill. The phone number only has 7 digits.